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my name is stupid mojo man and i like pootie tang. it is fun to say the word pootie tang and stuff with those words in it. of course. i am a mongoose in a beer bottle and i like fish hearts. it is fun to say the words fish hearts and stuff. i like stuff. the only thing i like more than stuff is pootie tang. i like to take little children into the barn at night. i sometimes tell them i have candy for them in the barn but i dont. i really just want to play "can u name that part that i just felt up" with them. they dont like it. but i do. usually i say "get in the barn little girl.. daddys got some candy for you".. and they cry. i say "get in the barn little girl" even if its not a little girl. sometimes i take goats into the barn. and we play "can u tell which part i just felt up" too. but the goats dont cry. they like that game. i also like to play pootie tang with little boys even tho boys dont have pootie tang. yeah well time to go find more innocent little girls to lure into the barn. tata.

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