STUFF THAT I AM DOING AND THINKING AND BEING
Full Name: Joseph Jennings Sherman
-Initials: JJS
-Birthday: October 5, 1987
-Zodiac Sign: Lybra...is that how its spelled?
-Sex: Male
-Living Arrangements: mom, dad, sookie (cat), kato (cat)
-What are you wearing? Plain old blue jeans with mud on the bottoms and two dollar bills, 7 quarters, and a penny in the
pocket. A depp blue shirt with "derby festival" and other stupid stuff written on white on it. also...very constrictive undies.
-What do you wear to bed? The above minus the jeans.
-Nicknames: Joe, Guss, Gustavo, Big Joe, Whitey, Casper, Ugly, Shorty....uh...thats it maybe
-Grade: 9TH GRADE...HIGH SCHOOL! YEAH!
-GPA: 3.9 or something. Damn art class that sucks big fat donkey balls.
-Location: Louisville,KY
-Height: 5'3?
-Hair Color: Blonde
-Eye Color: baby blue!
-Siblings: a brother.. Collin.. he's 23.
Yes or No Questions
-Were you named after anyone?: I was named after my grandfather
-Do you wish on stars?: nope
-Do you like your handwriting?: No it is crap
-Are you a daredevil?: Not usually.. most of the time im a pansy.
-Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: No I haven't...GO ME! (YES U HAVE YOU TOLD A SECRET OF MINE SAMBO. DON"T TRY TO LIE TO THE WORLD LIKE THAT!)
-Do physical looks matter?: not at all.. its all about personality in my book.
-Have u ever met someone famous?: i met itzaak perman...u don't know who that is. he's a famous not really famous dude.
-Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Nuh uh.
-Are you trendy?: Nope
-Do you love sappy love songs?: when im in the mood.
-Have you ever been on television?: Yep
-Have you ever been on the radio?: Not before but im gonna be on wednesday with the rest of the louisville youth orchestra.
-Have you intentionally hurt someone before?: no
-Do you like sarcasm?: all the time! YES!
-Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: no but i need to go to one.
-Do u feel understood most of the time?: no i really dont.
-Have you thought seriously about committing suicide?: no u idiot. I AM NOT KHANG!
-Do you know what Sctief is?: No what the hell. is that a real word?
-Could you be a vegetarian?: No. cows and pigs and other animals like antelope (i had a bite of antelope last night) taste too good.
-Would you ever bungee jump?: probably.. id try to be a pansy and chicken out but then i'd be like "fine u forced me into it" and do it and be happy.. and with my luck the cord would break and i would die. haha!
-Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: No never
-Have you ever given money to a bum? No cuz I never came across one when my mom wasn't there and was like "but he's just gonna but alcohol and drugs!" and i said "uh...ok"
-Do you ever wear overalls?: Nope
-Do you think you are strong emotionally?: Yes.. to an extent.
-Would you ever dye your hair?: Not really. i like it the way it is.
-Would you ever get a tattoo?: probably not
-Do you look the same in your house as you do when you go out?: yeah. i really dont care what people think.
-Ever been skiing?: no but i want to
-Ever had a surprise party thrown for you?: Noo.. but i'd love one.. *HINT HINT* my birthday is in 3 1/2 months
-Have you ever been able to finish someone else's sentences?: yes i have
-Are you bored?: no im sleepy.
-Do you get motion sickness?: nope.
-Do you get along with parents?: kind of. when i want to.
-Do you like to drive?: i've only driven little go-karts. but i REALLY WANT TO DRIVE A CAR!!!!
-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: none
-Are you a Worry-Wart?: No.
-Do you believe in angels?: not really
-Aliens?: What do u think my parents are!
-Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no cuz i'd if i went in there i'd be shopping and i hate shopping.
-Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute girls: hell yea
What do you think when you hear...
Bill Clinton: greatest president in my lifetime. seriously. look at the other presidents. they're dumbass republicans. look at George W. he's a dumb shit beat with an ugly stick and shot in the face...unfortunatley, they kept him alive with rocks in place of his brain and thats how he was elected president...most americans also have rocks in their head.
Lollipops: lots of sugar
Dreams: clouds.
Love: happiness and lonliness.
Whipped Cream: cool whip!
South Park: CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!
Boy Bands: SHIT! every one of them suck donkey balls
Girls: that person that is funny and fun and cool that is fun and fun and crazy and is fun. MOO!
Guys: my asshole friends
Favorites
-Which finger is your favorite?: middle fingers.
-What is your favorite lunchmeat?: i don't know
-What was your favorite toy as a child?: i don't know
-What is your favorite scent?: uh...i don't know
-What is your favorite number?: 2
-TV Shows?: seinfeld
-Favorite Board Games: chess
-Favorite Magazine: none
-Food: taco salad
-Favorite Ice Cream: CHOCOLATE!!!!!